Get Beard, Get Weird

1 Month Face Fur Update

After 2000km, Henry is now sporting a fine swathe of sun bleached facial follicles on his African pub crawl. Currently in Zambia having crossed the scorching desert of Namibia and successfully run the gauntlet of the Kalahari game reserve of Botswana, his only concern is the copious amounts of bushman’s heroin that he has been ingesting. Last seen precariously close to the edge of Victoria Falls shouting ‘Don’t make me come down there’ he fears that he may never see his face again.

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Aaron currently has a wire brush for a face. He reaches for the razor each morning but cannot bear the thought of Henry’s smug fuzz face laughing at him in the mirror despite this added wind resistance markedly hampering his progress east since leaving Istanbul 1000km ago. Living in Tbilisi, Georgia for the past two weeks in a state of semi-hibernation, it appears as if he has synchronised his complacent attitude with the falling temperatures. Visa issues, bad weather and mountainous terrain are the excuses bandied about by this lazy ‘orospu çocuğu‘ but many suspect that he has fallen for the charms of a gorgeous Georgian.

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